女机械人1991

　　一位女歌手在目睹其一位歌迷诡异自尽后，身边开始出现各种奇怪的微笑现象，其歌迷纷纷精神失常，开始疯狂地微笑，对女歌手穷追不舍。

　　在民政局工作的陈二小（陈佩斯 饰）和舅舅（魏宗万 饰）是新旧两代白事工作者。陈二小的红白理事会提倡白事新办，响应法律号召推行火葬；他舅舅是位老资格的大了，坚决捍卫土葬风俗，与此同时向丧家放高利贷从中渔利。陈母（赵丽蓉 饰）年逾古稀，老脑筋一时无法转变。她生怕儿子将自己烧 掉，加上娘家哥哥煽风点火，陈母立逼着二小立下土葬的字据。　　寿辰前夕，二小的姐姐（丁嘉丽 饰）和姐夫（倪大红 饰）送来一口大红棺材祝寿，这让陈母的心事彻底了结。风水先生算出陈母须在农历九月期间躺在棺材里去阎王爷处报名，同时为了检验二小的孝心，陈母和哥哥想出假死的馊主意，由此也引出一连串惹人发笑的荒诞闹剧……

　　几个世纪以来，不死人之间的战斗从来没有停止过。这一次，超级强大的不死人凯尔从过去来到了现在，他的强大是其他不死人难以望其项背的，无论柯南还是邓肯，若论单挑都不是他的对手。两个人遭到了拥有各种绝技的恶毒暗杀者的围攻，他俩不仅要在各个时空中穿梭联手抗敌，最后还要其中的一个做出牺牲才能战胜邪恶的力量……

　　Anna is stuck: she's approaching 30, living like a hermit in her mum's garden shed and wondering why the suffragettes ever bothered. She spends her days making videos using her thumbs as actors - thumbs that bicker about things like whether Yogi Bear is a moral or existential nihilist. But Anna doesn't show these videos to anyone and no one knows what they are for. A week before her birthday her Mum serves her an ultimatum - she needs to move out of the shed, get a haircut that doesn't put her gender in question and stop dressing like a homeless teenager. Naturally, Anna tells her Mum to "back the f-off". However, when her school friend comes to visit, Anna's self-imposed isolation becomes impossible to maintain. Soon she is entangled with a troubled eight year old boy obsessed with Westerns, and the local estate agent whose awkward interpersonal skills continually undermine his attempts to seduce her.